F* The New Board Curse

Happy Holidays and Merry Almost Winter.
Its supposed to start soon....right?

(And I'm sorry about the video above)

It is that time of year when the days are shorter, the water is colder, and everyone suddenly remembers they might deserve a new surfboard. We do agree.

Between now and New Years we're offering ya'll something to stuff your stockings with (we know you stuff 'em to impress your family, secrets out):

Buy a board and your fins are 40% off - Not the weird experimental ones you bought during a phase. These are the fins that make boards feel right and keep you from blaming the wrong things, the ones I answer you with when you DM me asking about what fins for what board. OH - and a hot new shirt. Cheap fins, and a sexy black shirt, boom.

If you have been waiting for a sign, this is it. New boards are here. Fins are cheaper than usual.

USE CODE LOVEMAS at checkout

Gonna need a bigger stocking

WE HAVE A BUNCH OF NEW BOARDS AND MORE COMING - If you dont see what you're after send Jeremy and email at JEREMY@LOVEMACHINESURFBOARDS.COM and we probably have it coming in shortly!

Now. The obvious elephant in the room. The new board curse. Traditionally, buying a new board results in flat spells, onshores, and an aggressive increase in life responsibilities. However, recent research conducted in parking lots and group texts suggests that this is already happening, so you don't need to worry about it AT ALL.

What must happen in this scenario instead is a reversal. A blessing. A swell event. Charts light up. Winds behave. Everyone else has to go to work. Boom your'e barreled.

We are not saying this sale will directly cause waves. We are just saying that if Surfline was forecasting this, they'd definitely call it GOOD TO EPIC.